Hilarious adult jokes

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We have made a list of funny jokes that will make you laugh out loud, strictly for adults only. We have all kinds of dirty adult jokes and some can be really offensive, nevertheless, we have made a compilation of some dirty jokes full of humour to amuse your dirty mindset. Q: Why is being in the military like a blow-job? The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel. Q: What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common? A: They both only change their pads after every third period!

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These are so funny that your stomach will start to hurt from laughing so much. The Hilarious jokes are the funniest jokes that you will ever find and they have a little touch of sassiness. Remember that laughter is the medicine of the soul and with the help of the Hilarious jokes you can keep your mind and body healthy and away from the doctors. So get started with the Hilarious jokes and laugh as much as you can because no one will dare to stop you. If you want more there is the category of best hilarious pictures jokes.

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Ah Dad jokes , the pun-filled quips that make every child's eyes roll, every father's heart fill with pride and accomplishment, and—now that parents have made their way onto Twitter —the subject of many a tweet. No matter how bad they are, these dad jokes always manage to get at least a chuckle out of us. Maybe deep down we actually think they're funny, or maybe we just love to see our dads smile because they made us laugh. Whatever the reason, we present some of the best dad jokes the Internet can offer. Think these jokes are funny?

R-rated humor is easy, but making people laugh without invoking adult-only language is a real, rare talent that can elicit the funniest material. Consider it playing by the Jerry Seinfeld rules of comedy: to never exploit an F-bomb in order to get an easy laugh. Working that much harder for the reward makes the laughs you get that much more gratifying anyway. And a wholesome joke provides a chance for people of all ages to laugh hard together. Consider these jokes Lysol-ed: Not a filthy thing about them.